i guess all this time hasn't been for nothing...
seven more things i've learned in 49 years...
no one is ever happy as they seem.
everyone always looks better on the internet.
the older you get the more you need to spend on clothing.
the more grown-up your kids, the more they need you.
if you want to lose weight, eat less.
when someone fake and phony acts fake and phony, you can't be surprised.
when you're wrong, admit it.