(so, i think this makes 21.)
Quality parenting is quantity parenting.
Gossip is verbal prozac. Sometimes it just feels good.
Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
The more you drink the less you sleep. The less you sleep the more you want to drink.
Be careful who you fall in love with. They better be worth it. (From the movie Blue Valentine)
Tell the truth because then you never have to remember what you said.
Just because something's on sale doesn't mean you should buy it.